Introduction to Dauking Goes Blogging

Yo Yo Yo whats up party people my name is Dauking and welcome to my blog, it is so great to have you here you have made my day. I just want to write this first blog post to explain to you what I plan to do for this post and what things I am going to talk about. This blog will sort of be an all over the place blog with no real focus instead I will just be going with the flow because life is so short. I will be talking about everything from video game, film, T.V and anime reviews, to short stories of all different genres but primarily horror, to just discussing about my general life and what it is like being the average man with mental issues in today's day and age. So I hope you guys are ready for it but don't worry no matter what the topic is it will be engaging and exciting under the the following headings will be a brief description of what things I will be doing broken down a bit more so you can see the masterpieces that I will be creating so without further ado here is topic numero uno...........

Video Game reviews:

This will probably be my main blog post that I will be creating as this is also going to be the topic of my Dauking Youtube channel which I will start uploading tomorrow, if you want to check it out it is Dauking Official on Youtube. This video will be a in depth review of an old iconic game that I will be playing called Star Wars Battlefront II (2), I will play this game live on video and discuss why I feel this is the greatest Star Wars game of all time. I will then come back on here and review it in ultimate text form for all you word learners out there. This will be the first demonstration of what this blog and that channel will be about for the coming future. I will review old games, new games, ugly games, blue games, random games and all games in between so for you virtual nerds out there you bloody legends look forward to that.

Film and T.V Reviews:

I still have not really decided whether I will do these yet but I might make a Youtube video on it (Dauking Official) then see how well it does. I am not really a movie or T.V buff but if there is good traction I might do an in depth review of my favourite shows and films in the near future. Just a little hint *whispers softly in your ear* my favorite movie of all time is Elvis by Baz Luhrmann but don't tell anyone that it will be our little secret ;).

Anime Reviews (specifically Harem):

In my youth (I am only 25 but oh well), back in my day I used to watch a shit ton of anime and whilst I still do now nowhere near as much as I did when I was a kid. However over my years I have become quite the Harem Anime connoisseur so I would like to share this knowledge and wisdom with you. In fact I am so well versed in the ways of the Harem anime that I consider myself a bit of a Harem King hence the name Dauking. I will write in depth reviews of my favorite harem anime series and share with you why my opinion on them is the only one that matters because I am the king, hahaha nah just joking but I will definitely explain why I have these opinions and try to convince you that you should have them to so if you are a major anime fan especially Harem anime then listen to your Onii chaannnn and read those reviews as well there will also be a dedicated Youtube channel to this once I have the capability to do it so look out for that as well.

Horror Stories:

I have always been a fan of short horror stories, stories that only last about 50 pages and are engaging, exciting and spine tingling right throughout the story with many twists and turns to give you a sense of ignorance on what is going to happen next. I have never been a fan of long novels that take about 100 pages to get to the good stuff, that's right I am looking at you Stephen King so I wont be forcing you to sit through these as in my opinion you would be in a better state watching paint dry. I have always prided myself on my ability to tell a good story and keep an audience engaged through my writing and take them on a emotional journey. So in order to pay respect to the phenomenal short story authors that came before me I will also be every now and then writing a short story of my own, designed to entertain, emotionally trigger and help the audience escape for a few minutes from their mundane boring lives. Feel free to read them at work, because we both know that anything even reading some amateurs story online is more interesting than actually doing your work.

Life of a Average Only Partially Sane Man:

This will be the final type of blog post I will be doing it will basically be a recount and documentation of my life thus far and explaining in depth my struggles, difficulties and mental strain that I have experienced in my life. I will try make these as engaging and helpful as possible with a format of me starting with a story from my childhood or my current day life, then explain the situational problems I am experiencing or have experienced, then will offer solution and a description of how I dealt with it in the hope that maybe the advice of this young/old wise and idiotic man can help you in any way. You can read this to look for potential solutions to your potential everyday problems or just simply laugh at my stupidity in these situations. Things that may be talked about will involve, the Incel/average man experience, the inability to have a successful dating life, the dumb ways in which I try interact with people and fail, my battles with depression and various other mental illnesses that I have making me only partly sane and potential all caps celebration posts when a girl I like and think is my soulmate finally interacts with me. So as you can see much potential fun that can be had with these posts and I hope that even if they do not help you in the slightest you can at least get a kick out of it. I may also make a podcast on these things to depending how I am feeling and whether I can build an audience or not.

Phew with all that said I can finally relax I am only 25 years old and yet my back aches from just typing this post what has the world come to. Once again thank you very much for reading this and I look forward to bringing you all these topics and potentially more as time goes on. But for now I love you, I believe in you and always remember to dance like a chicken, and live your life in the way you see fit, see you all in the next one.

Dauking Out *salute